The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You know how bad girls get
The Misheard: You know how fat girls get
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Real Lyric: Wet bus stop, she's waiting
The Misheard: It must stop, she's waiting
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Real Lyric: ...that book by Nabokoff
The Misheard: ..that big red apple cart
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Real Lyric: just like the old man in that book by Nabakov
The Misheard: Just like the old man in that book and now f**k off
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Real Lyric: Don't stand/Don't stand so/Don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: Toe spasms/Toe spasms/Toe spasms vote for me
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Real Lyric: Don't stand so (close to me)
The Misheard: Constanza, close to me.
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Real Lyric: this girl is half his age
The Misheard: this girl is half diseased
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Real Lyric: Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: Honk, stand; Honk, stand so Honk, stand so close to me
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Real Lyric: This girl is half his age
The Misheard: This girl is half asleep
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Real Lyric: Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me.
The Misheard: Go spesh! Go special! Go special! (inaudible to my young ears)me.
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